What is my life?

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

mirkwood-is-my-home:

tumbler-teen:

who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.

The best feeling is I can’t even do math. 

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

I miss sex

I haven’t been laid in 16 days. 

And when I see him tomorrow my dry spell will continue because crippled sex would not work out well. 

So I’m counting down the days til June 18th, when I get laid again.

rogeralexander:

striderfeels:

trashboat:

could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes

the internet is a strange place



This might be my favorite post in the history of the internet.

deducingneville:

whereforeartthouwolves:

hogwartskidsproblems:

That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces

I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.

I just

I

my heart

ow

Very sneaky costume department

Very

Sneaky.

The BSA finally lifted its ban on gay youth

the-cats-hatter:

briancomella:

Now they just need to do the same with adults, and they’ll have almost all of the stupid out of their policies

This made my day a little brighter.

YOU ME AT SIX TO BEGIN RECORDING NEW ALBUM

pupfresh:

You Me At Six will begin recording their new album in a few weeks. You can read a message from the band below.

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shannananan:

mercimonamie:

i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.

oh my god you managed to one up john green.

falseparsley:

liquorandguilt:

Omg

omg omg omg

falseparsley:

liquorandguilt:

Omg

omg omg omg