who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
The best feeling is I can’t even do math.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
I haven’t been laid in 16 days.
And when I see him tomorrow my dry spell will continue because crippled sex would not work out well.
So I’m counting down the days til June 18th, when I get laid again.
could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes
the internet is a strange place
This might be my favorite post in the history of the internet.
That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces
I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.
Very sneaky costume department
Now they just need to do the same with adults, and they’ll have almost all of the stupid out of their policies
This made my day a little brighter.
You Me At Six will begin recording their new album in a few weeks. You can read a message from the band below.
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.